Other statues that are in general installed at the top of small mound - where smelly flowers grow - are made of a quite similar sort of column, although a bit shorter, on which is put a kind of terracotta bowl, gently inclined in order to make a rather elegant sort of seat.

The bowl is quite wide-mouthed, but not very broad and the seat is hence not that big but its curve makes it nevertheless very comfortable. Moreover, this seat is mobile in such a way that it may be inclined in more or less any direction depending on the way the lady who uses it  adjusts it by moving the lower part of her back.

 

Towards the lower edge of the bowl, in line with the column is a hole through which a kind of terracotta mushroom may come and go. A mecanism automatically starts up each time someone passes at the top of the mound and the mushroom goes up and down with slowness and majesty. In general on festival days, this mushroom is covered with a transparent rubber sheath which is lubricated with each move by the sap of a special plant that we grow in a corner of the garden.

When the column detects the shadow of a skirt dawdling close by, the mushroom wisely retires in its hole for a few minutes, long enough for the passing by lady to sit comfortably and then , slowly, surreptitiously, the top of the mushroom, which is round and glowing, points its little nose outside (not more than two or three centimeters out of the edge of the bowl) and starts to delicately move.

 

Since it is made of terracotta and the wheather is beautiful, the mushroom accumulated the warmth of the sun rays, so that when you sit against it towards the end of the afternoon it is warm exactly as it should be - you should not do that in the middle of the day, of course - and still loaded with the vibrations of hot air.

 

After a couple of minutes, the mushroom becomes more daring and starts to come and go - very very slowly - while lengthening its course and while rocking a bit from side to side like a drunken sailor or a drunken ship would do. Once the mushroom has reached the maximum length of its course, its speeds automatically ajusts to the ardour of the lady's movements

 

From far, the passer-by, absorbed in himself or vague who slowly glides away sees  nothing but a woman with a long skirt at the top of a mound, a woman with a strange pose of course, who softly sways and oscillates, there, around her centre of gravity - humming maybe - without suspecting the slightest from the depth of his evening walk the inner fervour of the lady, so that she may openly go on with her game, as she pleases, in the open air, in the dark fury of the evening, among the scents and the perfumes without taking the risk of being surprised nor interrupted

 

 

 

 

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